10. You'll be
confined to stocks on the grounds of the capitol while Democratic
Executive Committee members throw rotting ramps at you.
9. You're forced
to listen to nonstop recordings of the Senate floor speeches of
Robert C. Byrd. Fie!
8. Democratic
chairman Pat Maroney will stand outside your house, shake his finger
at you and call you "naughty."
7. You have to
do all the math for PEIA.
6. Your voting
fingers will shrivel up and fall off.
5. Santa Claus
will bring you a stocking of mountaintop removed coal.
4. Darrell McGraw
will put your name on the side of a van.
3. You'll serve
two months community service as Gov. Underwood's prompter.
2. You must compete
against Bob Wise in a clogging marathon.
1. Death Row.
